05 - douchelord
February 9, 2010
GUESS WHO’S KINDA ABUSING
THEIR SCRIPT-WRITING POWERS?
hint: Bronson
-Carey
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Chinese people are going to be our masters before long. Come on, we all know this. Soon Caroline and I will be jailed for defamation of the new government. We’ll be shackled to twenty other emaciated white folks, digging coal from the Saar and planting dynamite in the smallest of crevasses.
Irony in motion.
Love, Bronson
“If I were a communist
I would censor your opinion”
I’ve found my new favorite insult. Heh heh. Douchelord.
Yesss, that’s right Bronson, sooner or later, everyone will bow down to us Chinese. But, if you give me your soul RIGHT NOW, I’d be willing to assign you to dig in the softer dirt. Same goes for Carey.
I’m suprised it took Bronson this long to abuse his power.
okay, monsieur bronson lololol
SO DON’T CALL ME FRENCH
You gotta make the distinction between “stoner” and “pothead”! It is like calling a Brazilian Mexican, or a Canadian French.
Better than me. I walked in and was like, “A stoner and a redneck! Alright!”
Turns out the pothead hated me for it.